These Valentine’s Day cards range from innocently cheesy to downright rude, and your valentine won’t be able to quit laughing. From bad puns to realistic relationship woes, there’s something for everyone. Although these are all technically Valentine’s Day cards, almost all of them can be used all year round to help you share some love with your special someone. Looking for something more traditional? Here are some sweet Valentine’s Day cards that are free and some printable love coupons. You’ll also find free Valentine’s Day printables, coloring pages, word search puzzles, clip art, and bingo cards. Here are the sayings on the cards:
Let’s Stay Home and Watch NetflixLike Peas and CarrotsIt’s Peanut Butter + Jelly TimeTalk Nerdy to MeYou’re HotYou Complete MeMy Heart Loves Your Heart
Open them up in the free Adobe Reader and you’ll be able to print one or all of them as a half-page card. Just cut along the lines and fold. Quirky Love Cards from My Someday in May Here’s what they say:
You’re my favorite person to lay next to while I read my book.I’m so glad you settled for me.You are pretty much my favorite husband.There’s no one else I’d rather lay in bed and look at my phone with.You’re my favorite person to get a Redbox With (and then fall asleep five minutes into it.)You’re the one I want to be next to while you’re on your computer and I’m on mine.
Half of the cards run vertically and the others run horizontally. They print two per page so it’s easy to print multiple cards out. Printable Funny Valentine’s Day Cards from Landeelu Here’s what they say:
I’d spend all 9 lives with you.The only thing I like more than you is Netflix.Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Each card is an individual download and is printed as a full-page, fold-over card. DIY Funny Valentine’s Day Cards from Sugar & Cloth
I love you so much that I’ve learned to tolerate your snoring.I’m so grateful you still find me sexy even when I’m pregnant and gassy and have feet swollen to the size of dinner plates.Since our wedding day, our love has grown and so has our mortgage.I’m so glad you are the father of my children because I need a break. I’ll be in the tub.There is no one else I’d rather lay in bed with while we both look at our phones.You are the reason I get up in the morning. Just kidding. It’s the baby.What I feel for you is so much more than financial and familial obligation.You make me so happy when you do the dishes.I love you so much that I’m willing to let you think you were right.I never knew I could love someone this much which is good because you drive me positively insane.
These cards are printed two per page and you can cut them out as fold-over cards or flat cards. Realist Valentines from Catholic Sprouts
It’s Not Me, It’s YouStupid CupidI Like My Chocolate Dark Just Like My HeartZombie Ate My Heart
There are also some matching free, printable tags that you can attach to your gift. Free Hand Lettered Anti-Valentine Printables from Printable Crush
I Love You More Than Pizza (Sorry, Pizza)I Love You More Than Chocolate (Sorry, Chocolate)I Love You More Than Ice Cream (Sorry, Ice Cream)I Love You More Than Cookies (Sorry, Cookies)
Free, Printable Funny Valentine Cards from Printable Crush
I think I’ve taken a Viking to you.You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.You have most of my heart.You blow me away.You’re just like bacon you make everything better.Be my tweet heart.
You’ll download all the cards as one free PDF file and then print out the cards you like the best. Uniquely Funny Valentine’s Day Cards from The Dating Divas
You’re the Obi-Wan For MeYou Beautiful Tropical Fish, You’re Poetic and Noble Land Mermaid, You Rainbow Infused Space Unicorn, You Perfect Sunflower - L. KnopeI Love you Like Kanye Loves KanyeThere is Nobody Else I would Rather Lay In Bed and Look at My Phone Next ToI A-dumbledore YouYou Deserve a High Five and a Week-Long Vacation, But a High Five Will Have to DoBetter TogetherThanks for Being my Iron ManBecause you mean so much to me I got you this piece of paper folded in half
Printable Funny Valentine Cards from All Things With Purpose
I’m not sick of you yet!Happy day before half-price candy day!I love your stupid faceI want to grow old and icky with you
Sarcastic Valentine’s Day Cards from Our Handcrafted Life The cards can be printed all on one page or each as an individual page. You can even frame them if you’d like to make the gift extra special. Funny Valentine Food Puns from Steph Calvert Art The card says “Whoopee! It’s Valentine’s Day” with a place to attach a whoopee cushion and add your name. Whoopee! Valentine’s Day Cards from Paging Supermom
